Types of Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Difficult to access.
Always busy when you need her.
She is always faster and faster.
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!!